Comfort Food

Appetizers

Pan’s Labyrinth … $15

a changing selection of local first light creamery cheeses and house accompaniments

Criminally Addictive Chickpeas … $4

lightly fried chickpeas, dusted with cayenne and salt

It’s A Trap! … $9

hand-cut fries smothered in a smoked gouda cream sauce, sprinkled with bacon

Master Splinter’s Offering … $11

warm flatbread topped olive oil, garlic, fresh tomato slices, melted mozzarella, and parmesan

Athens & Sparta vs. Persia … $10

garlic hummus, black bean hummus, and a seasonal humus, warm flatbread, and vegetables

Admiral Ackbar’s Last Stand … $10

lightly breaded and fried calamari, banana peppers, cherry tomatoes, and an olive medley, served with wasabi marinara

Criminally Addictive Chickpeas & Nero's Second Breakfast

Salads

Et Tu, Bruté? … $9

grilled romaine, house caesar dressing, croutons, parmesan, and crumbled bacon

Herbology 101 … $9

fresh baby spinach tossed in house balsamic vinaigrette with roasted vegetables and quinoa

House Frey

Side … $4    Full … $9

traditional house salad with freash romaine, carrots, red pepper, tomato, and cucumber with choice of dressing: balsamic vinaigrette, lemon-tahini, blue cheese, caesar, 1,000 island

Salad Additions

Add a skewer of grilled chicken or marinated tofu to any salad for $4, or fried calamari for $5

Pan's Labyrinth & Et Tu, Bruté

Sides

House Fries

Side … $4    Basket … $8

house cut fries with your choice of 1 sauce with a side, and 2 sauces with a basket. sauces include blue cheese, house bbq, spiced ketchup, rosemary aioli, sriracha aioli

Roasted vegetables … $4

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Soup Du Jour … $5

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Approximately Heaven & Dr. Horse's Grilled Cheese

Sandwiches & Stuff

Approximately Heaven … $9

a fried egg, sharp cheddar, tomato, bacon, and sriracha aioli on a grilled ciabatta roll

Camilla’s Wings … $9

battered and fried tofu bites tossed in house wing sauce and homemade blue cheese

Fritters a la Iceman … $10

cornflake-breaded and fried chicken strips comes with your choice of sauce: house bbq, blue cheese, clover honey, spiced ketchup

Dr. Horse’s Grilled Cheese … $10

applewood-smoked bacon, sliced granny smith apples, and red onion mayo with your choice of melted blue cheese, sharp cheddar, or both served on sourdough

Law & Order: KFC … $10

fried buttermilk chicken sandwich served on a house-made cheddar biscuit with shredded romaine and house 1,000 island dressing

Noble House Mac n’ Cheese … $10

elbow pasta in a traditional cheddar sauce, topped with toasted bread crumbs

Choose Your Own Adventure

Hamburger, veggie burger, hot dog, or veggie dog with your choice of toppings.

Desserts

Camp Firewood … $8

make your own s’mores at your table, comes with graham crackers, 2 kinds of chocolate, seasonal fruit, and marshmallows

Deanna Troi …
$5

chocolate tort, coffee ice cream

Moons of Kronos … $4

chocolate covered peanut butter balls

Kerouac’s Meal … $6

seasonal crème brulee

Dessert Drinks

His Dudeness

fugu horchata vodka, coffee, almond-milk

The Big, Bad Wolf

tequila, orange, coffee, egg white

The Maleficent

black button bourbon cream, lockhouse coffee liqueur, orgeat, vanilla

A menu for our visitors under 13

Meal includes drink, entrée, and a side for fifteen cents, a nail, and the shell of a great-great-great grandfather snail, or

$8

Drink Me

fresh squeezed juice
• fresh Brewed Iced Tea
• soda
• milk

Eat Me

Sam-I-Am

Smashed avocado on a lightly toasted slice of bread, with a fried egg over-top

I will not eat green eggs and ham, but eggs on green toast sounds fabulous.

Max’s Bites

Fried Chicken bites with your choice of dipping sauce

I’ll eat chicken bites up, I love you so.

Templeton’s at the Fair

Our secret Pb and J. We pick the filling, and it’s not always J

Even Fern thinks It’ll be a night to remember

Cheese: noun, often attributive \\ˈchēz\\

Grilled cheese: Lightly toasted bread with Velveeta cheese

food consisting of usually ripened curd of milk separated from the whey

Golden Ticket

It’s a Classic, Macaroni and cheese

What Happened? He lived happily ever after

Sides:

• hand cut Fries
• apple slices
• cup of soup
• chips

Purple Cat, purple cat, what do you eat?

*we hope you enjoy our attempt to only refer to children’s books that have been banned at one time or another. Can you figure out all 8?