Comfort Food
Dinner Menu
Appetizers
Pan’s Labyrinth … $15
a changing selection of local first light creamery cheeses and house accompaniments
Criminally Addictive Chickpeas … $4
lightly fried chickpeas, dusted with cayenne and salt
It’s A Trap! … $9
hand-cut fries smothered in a smoked gouda cream sauce, sprinkled with bacon
Master Splinter’s Offering … $11
warm flatbread topped olive oil, garlic, fresh tomato slices, melted mozzarella, and parmesan
Athens & Sparta vs. Persia … $10
garlic hummus, black bean hummus, and a seasonal humus, warm flatbread, and vegetables
Admiral Ackbar’s Last Stand … $10
lightly breaded and fried calamari, banana peppers, cherry tomatoes, and an olive medley, served with wasabi marinara
Criminally Addictive Chickpeas & Nero's Second Breakfast
Salads
Et Tu, Bruté? … $9
grilled romaine, house caesar dressing, croutons, parmesan, and crumbled bacon
Herbology 101 … $9
fresh baby spinach tossed in house balsamic vinaigrette with roasted vegetables and quinoa
House Frey
Side … $4 Full … $9
traditional house salad with freash romaine, carrots, red pepper, tomato, and cucumber with choice of dressing: balsamic vinaigrette, lemon-tahini, blue cheese,
Salad Additions
Add a skewer of grilled chicken or marinated tofu to any salad for $4, or fried calamari for $5
Pan's Labyrinth & Et Tu, Bruté
Sides
House Fries
Side … $4 Basket … $8
house cut fries with your choice of 1 sauce with a side, and 2 sauces with a basket. sauces include blue cheese, house bbq, spiced ketchup, rosemary aioli, sriracha aioli
Roasted vegetables … $4
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Soup Du Jour … $5
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Approximately Heaven & Dr. Horse's Grilled Cheese
Sandwiches & Stuff
Approximately Heaven … $9
a fried egg, sharp cheddar, tomato, bacon, and sriracha aioli on a grilled ciabatta roll
Camilla’s Wings … $9
battered and fried tofu bites tossed in house wing sauce and homemade blue cheese
Fritters a la Iceman … $10
cornflake-breaded and fried chicken strips
Dr. Horse’s Grilled Cheese … $10
applewood-smoked bacon, sliced granny smith apples, and red onion mayo with your choice of melted blue cheese, sharp cheddar, or both served on sourdough
Law & Order: KFC … $10
fried buttermilk chicken sandwich served on a house-made cheddar biscuit with shredded romaine and house 1,000 island dressing
Noble House Mac n’ Cheese … $10
elbow pasta in a traditional cheddar sauce, topped with toasted
Choose Your Own Adventure
Hamburger, veggie burger, hot dog, or veggie dog with your choice of toppings.
Desserts
Camp Firewood … $8
make your own s’mores at your table, comes with graham crackers, 2 kinds of chocolate, seasonal fruit, and marshmallows
Deanna Troi …
$5
chocolate tort, coffee ice cream
Moons of Kronos … $4
chocolate covered peanut butter balls
Kerouac’s Meal … $6
seasonal crème brulee
Dessert Drinks
His Dudeness
fugu horchata vodka, coffee, almond-milk
The Big, Bad Wolf
tequila, orange, coffee, egg white
The Maleficent
black button bourbon cream, lockhouse coffee liqueur, orgeat, vanilla
A menu for our visitors under 13
$8
Drink Me
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• fresh Brewed Iced Tea
• soda
• milk
Eat Me
Sam-I-Am
Smashed avocado on a lightly toasted slice of bread, with a fried egg over-top
I will not eat green eggs and ham, but eggs on green toast
Max’s Bites
Fried Chicken bites with your choice of dipping sauce
I’ll eat chicken bites up, I love you so.
Templeton’s at the Fair
Our secret Pb and J. We pick the filling, and it’s not always J
Even Fern thinks It’ll be a night to remember
Cheese: noun, often attributive \\ˈchēz\\
Grilled cheese: Lightly toasted bread with Velveeta cheese
food consisting of usually ripened curd of milk separated from the whey
Golden Ticket
It’s a Classic, Macaroni
What Happened? He lived happily ever after
Sides:
• hand cut Fries
• apple slices
• cup of soup
• chips
Purple Cat, purple cat, what do you eat?
*we hope you enjoy our attempt to only refer to children’s books that have been banned at one time or another. Can you figure out all 8?